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stability:

Why are girls clothes so expensive what the fuck

lamelohan:

when my friends tell me happy birthday but didnt give me giftsimage

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

transcripts:

trusting and opening to people is becoming hard. keeping my grades up is becoming hard. feeling pretty and confident is becoming hard. thinking joyful thoughts are becoming hard. doing work is becoming hard. maintaining a friendship is becoming hard. doing everything is becoming hard and i don’t like it.

sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

image

oh… yeah that one haha

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

lol!!!