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okaymad:

when your mutuals don’t reblog your selfie

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so all i have to do is just click on the ad? just click on it and boom? there's a bit more money for you?
Anonymous

yup

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

can we link you to our facebook profiles and can you message us something happy
Anonymous

sure lmao

Wait.. More than one person was sending you money? I thought I was the only one...
Anonymous

please dont send me money

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

So yea uh, do you want the $50 in cash, check, money order, or just over PayPal?
Anonymous

can u get me a flask instead

What's your paypal, I will legitimately send you $50.
Anonymous

r u srs

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

lol!!!