when your mutuals don’t reblog your selfie
no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
please dont send me money
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
can u get me a flask instead
beyonce could be taking a shit right now
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.