nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

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teencry:

how i comfort my friends:

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I think you said you have a civics presentation tomorrow? Anyway, good luck!!
Anonymous

omg you remembered omg ur so cute!!!! ily!! thank u!!!!

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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thahalfrican:

All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.image

peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

iOS 8 is weird