2009 me was very wary of akon
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today
when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”
how i comfort my friends:
omg you remembered omg ur so cute!!!! ily!! thank u!!!!
my drug dealer cracks me up
All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.
are you from tennessee because your the only te
nnis player in the world congratulations
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately