illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

carriefagshaw:

losing followers over this has been great bc now I know exactly how many of y’all are fake ass lowkey racists and, funny enough, most of yall ugly af anyways

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

robelessd:

why reenact the purge? Is shrek the musical not good enough?

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

Drake Help Me Through This

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell